Great article!
Funny how god doesn't follow his own rules.
Sirius Dogma
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God,,, angry,,, so clearifies His ,,,,don't Kill Rule!
by frankiespeakin inhttp://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_dont_kill.html
new york?responding to recent events on earth, god, the omniscient creator-deity worshipped by billions of followers of various faiths for more than 6,000 years, angrily clarified his longtime stance against humans killing each other monday.. "look, i don't know, maybe i haven't made myself completely clear, so for the record, here it is again," said the lord, his divine face betraying visible emotion during a press conference near the site of the fallen twin towers.
"somehow, people keep coming up with the idea that i want them to kill their neighbor.
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How Much Money Would it Take?
by simplesally intoday, i don't go into work til 10:30 so i am comfy in my bed, the heater is on, teryn is next to me eating her breakfast watching cartoons.
last week, on my day off, we lit a fire in the fireplace and stayed in jammies til 10 and played animal dominoes.. i would love to live a life without having to work but my house needs fixing up (not renovations or anything).
i need new carpet, been buying plantation shutters ---- doing one room at a time.
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Sirius Dogma
40 billion should do the trick, then I would retire, buy a small island country and become a spacefaring pot farmer.
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Man marries dog!
by ozziepost inthis news item is now appearing in oz:.
21:12 aedt wed 4 feb 2004. nepalese man marries dog.
afp - a 75-year-old man in nepal married a dog in a local custom to ensure good luck only to die three days later, a newspaper reported.
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Sirius Dogma
At least he married her, I know many men who just keep them on the side.
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Looking for Matson's, Vargo's and Hewitt's from Boca Raton FL
by Sirius Dogma ini've lost touch with some buddies of mine, i don't think any of them are still witnesses.
james matson i think his brother tom is still a jw.
jason hewitt.
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Oh and I don't think any of them still actually live in Florida, but they may.
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Looking for Matson's, Vargo's and Hewitt's from Boca Raton FL
by Sirius Dogma ini've lost touch with some buddies of mine, i don't think any of them are still witnesses.
james matson i think his brother tom is still a jw.
jason hewitt.
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I've lost touch with some buddies of mine, I don't think any of them are still witnesses.
James Matson I think his brother Tom is still a JW
Jason Hewitt
Micah Vargo
Please PM me if you know them, I haven't seen them in 10 years and we were all roommates once. I would love to get in touch with them again.
Paul
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April 04, 2004
by ChileanRick inhi dear friends....... .
one question.... what will you do next april 04, sunday?........
i know you have a lot of ideas for being so far from the kh that day, and not attending the memorial.
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Sirius Dogma
I will be eating christs' flesh, drinking christs' blood and smoking christs' oregano.
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Newbie here
by bakedmonkeepie inhi i am new here.
obviously.
:^) this is such a large messaging forum, does anyone have any suggestions on where to start?
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Sirius Dogma
Hi bakedmonkeepie!
Welcome to the party
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Yankee or Dixie?
by closer2fine inhttp://www.chuckchamblee.com/dom/fun/yankee_dixie_quiz.htm
closer
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44% Yankee ..
M****R F****R I was born and raised in New York?!
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Muppet Sunshine Therapy...
by Huxley init's so sunny today!
the muppet movie soundtrack is playing on my turntable...you ever get the overwhelming feeling that life is going to be just fine?.
huxley
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Sirius Dogma
It is a bit melancholy, but I like the song gonzo sings - I'm going to go back there someday.What a great soundtrack, moving right along and can you picture that! I would spin myself silly as kid singing as loud as I could
"Use it if you need it, don't forget to feed it. Can you picture that?!"
Ohhh yeah! Whooo!
Everybody's lover, everybody's brother, I wanna be your lifetime friend.
Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end.
I never think of money, I think of milk 'n honey, grinnin like a cheshire cat.
I focus on the pleasure, somethin' I can treasure, can you picture that?
Can you picture that?Hey, Floyd, take a verse!
Let me take your picture, add it to the mixture, there it is I got you now!
Really nothin' to it, anyone can do it, it's easy and we all know how.
Now begins the changin', mental rearrangin', nothing's really where it's at,
Now the Eiffel Tower's holdin up a flower.
I gave it to a Texas cat!Fact is there's nothin out there you can't do
Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you.
Beat down the walls, begin, believe, behold, begat.
Be a better drummer, be an up and comer. Can you picture that?CAN YOU PICTURE THAT??!!
All of us are winnin, pickin and a-grinnin, Lordy but I love to jam
Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!
Lost my heart in Texas, Northern lights affect us, I keep it underneath my hat,
Aurora Borealis, shinin down on Dallas! Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?Can you picture? You gotta see it in your mind!
Can you picture? You know it's quick and easy to find!
Can you picture? You don't have to buy a frame!
Can you picture? Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?Use it if you need it
Don't forget to feed it!
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Has anyone ever munched at the memorial?
by Sirius Dogma ini have always wanted to do that at a kingdom hall.
over the past few years i celebrated pesach (passover) with some jewish friends and it was so cool to be able to munch the food.
besides the jewish tradition was much more fun and was more like a party.
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Sirius Dogma
Narkissos - you are my hero.
SpunkyChick - Your Mom had a memorial after party? That is cool. Inivte me next time